Emergency out of service?

Emergency, help, 911, what?

Would it surprise you to call for the police and get a response like 'out of service?' Well, it threw me for a loop the other day when I saw my friendly neighborhood black and white state police car roving past me with the sign on its window read 'Out of Service.'

Criminals rejoice, that police car will never stop to arrest you!

Professional Nuudle Heads

I really don't like to mix politics into my happy blog, but Tony Blair is worth a dishonerable mention here for being a Prime nuudle head. If he were not sullying my green state of California by setting foot on our soil, I would have let him alone, but really.

Tony, supporting massive bombing, economic upheavel, refugee displacement, and wholesale manslaughter in the current Israeli incursion into Lebanon is not the stand of a progressive labor party leader. What would the world think, but that you must be a Bush whipping boy. You must know that Israel's unstated objective of creating a buffer zone in southern Lebanon to push Hezbollah beyond the range of their rockets is doomed to end in a persistent state of violent resistance that will continue this cycle of violence.

Will you never learn from history? For that I induct you into the Professional Society of Nuudle-heads!